{"id":3,"date":"2026-08-19T23:38:51","date_gmt":"2026-08-19T23:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/minamots.ca\/2026\/08\/19\/hello-world\/"},"modified":"2026-09-02T19:32:37","modified_gmt":"2026-09-02T23:32:37","slug":"hello-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/minamots.ca\/?p=3","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;\u00e9clair au chocolat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ste-B\u00e9atrice, PQ \u2014 1847<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-justify wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-indent:20px\">Victor a vu la p\u00e2tisserie sur le comptoir et se l\u00e8che les babines&nbsp;: voil\u00e0 un bien bel app\u00e2t pour son app\u00e9tit toujours vorace.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-justify wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-indent:20px\">Il s\u2019approche doucement de l\u2019exquis dessert et le hume avec toute la d\u00e9licatesse d\u2019un fin gourmet. L\u2019odeur l\u2019\u00e9tourdit. Il a un frisson. Pas un bruit, pas un chat pour le voir, surtout pas G\u00e9line, sa femme, qui lui interdit ces vilains plaisirs. Il tend un doigt vers l\u2019\u00e9clair au chocolat dont la garniture suinte sur les c\u00f4t\u00e9s. Quel que soit le criminel qui a con\u00e7u ce d\u00e9lice, il devrait \u00eatre couronn\u00e9 roi de la gourmandise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-justify wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-indent:20px\">C\u2019est bient\u00f4t toute la main qui enveloppe la p\u00e2te souffl\u00e9e. Victor se retient. Il ne peut engouffrer la chose d\u2019un seul coup, par respect. Il lui fait honneur en croquant doucement la chair d\u00e9fendue. Son c\u0153ur bat la chamade. La salive fait des bulles dans sa gorge avide d\u2019avaler les premiers sucs <em>friandisiaques<\/em><sup data-fn=\"ecf3ff4d-4284-4943-ad41-b14f4ad41887\" class=\"fn\"><a href=\"#ecf3ff4d-4284-4943-ad41-b14f4ad41887\" id=\"ecf3ff4d-4284-4943-ad41-b14f4ad41887-link\">1<\/a><\/sup>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-justify wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-indent:20px\">Quand le chocolat s\u2019\u00e9tend dans la gueule de ce loup affam\u00e9, il n\u2019y a plus que quelques secondes qui le s\u00e9parent de la mort. Une mort instantan\u00e9e.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-justify wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-indent:20px\">Le docteur Midas Vermette, qui constatera le d\u00e9c\u00e8s, rabrouera gentiment G\u00e9line, l\u2019\u00e9pouse du d\u00e9funt. Apr\u00e8s les condol\u00e9ances d\u2019usage et la d\u00e9position de la susdite, il lui dira, sur un ton de fausse remontrance :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-justify wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-indent:20px\">\u2014 G\u00e9line, vous savez bien que les rats ne mangent pas ce type de g\u00e2terie et vous auriez d\u00fb le d\u00e9poser au moins sur le plancher avec une note pour votre mari. Mais utiliser de l\u2019arsenic, qu\u2019avez-vous pens\u00e9?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-justify wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-indent:20px\">Puis apr\u00e8s un soupir (et un baiser discret sur la joue empourpr\u00e9e de G\u00e9line), il rajoutera :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-justify wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"text-indent:20px\">\u2014 Alors, o\u00f9 sont les papiers d\u2019assurance-vie de votre Victor, ma tendre amie?<\/p>\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-footnotes\"><li id=\"ecf3ff4d-4284-4943-ad41-b14f4ad41887\">Invention: Qui est sucr\u00e9 et obs\u00e9dant. <a href=\"#ecf3ff4d-4284-4943-ad41-b14f4ad41887-link\" aria-label=\"Aller \u00e0 la note de bas de page 1\">\u21a9\ufe0e<\/a><\/li><\/ol>\n\n\r\n<div \r\n\tclass=\"noPrint align wp-block-ppb-print-page\"\tid='ppbPrintPage-1' \r\n\tdata-attributes='{&quot;cId&quot;:&quot;664c8ea0-f&quot;,&quot;alignment&quot;:&quot;right&quot;,&quot;buttonVariant&quot;:&quot;roundedPill&quot;,&quot;icon&quot;:{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;default&quot;,&quot;default&quot;:&quot;aiOutlinePrinter&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;&quot;},&quot;btnColors&quot;:{&quot;color&quot;:&quot;rgba(128, 128, 128, 1)&quot;,&quot;bg&quot;:&quot;rgba(33, 196, 93, 0)&quot;},&quot;btnHoverColors&quot;:{&quot;color&quot;:&quot;#fff&quot;,&quot;bg&quot;:&quot;rgba(128, 128, 128, 1)&quot;},&quot;btnPadding&quot;:{&quot;vertical&quot;:&quot;12px&quot;,&quot;horizontal&quot;:&quot;24px&quot;},&quot;btnBorder&quot;:{&quot;radius&quot;:&quot;9999px&quot;},&quot;btnShadow&quot;:{&quot;hOffset&quot;:&quot;0px&quot;,&quot;vOffset&quot;:&quot;4px&quot;,&quot;blur&quot;:&quot;6px&quot;,&quot;color&quot;:&quot;rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.1)&quot;},&quot;hoverBtnShadow&quot;:{&quot;hOffset&quot;:&quot;0px&quot;,&quot;vOffset&quot;:&quot;6px&quot;,&quot;blur&quot;:&quot;10px&quot;,&quot;color&quot;:&quot;rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.15)&quot;},&quot;align&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;isPrintSection&quot;:false,&quot;sectionSelector&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;isModal&quot;:false,&quot;isHeaderFooter&quot;:true,&quot;isBackground&quot;:false,&quot;isLayout&quot;:false,&quot;removeSelectors&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;isIcon&quot;:true,&quot;isText&quot;:true,&quot;btnText&quot;:&quot;Print&quot;,&quot;btnTypo&quot;:{&quot;fontSize&quot;:{&quot;desktop&quot;:22,&quot;tablet&quot;:20,&quot;mobile&quot;:18}}}'\r\n>\r\n<\/div>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Victor a vu la p\u00e2tisserie sur le comptoir et se l\u00e8che les babines : voil\u00e0 l\u00e0 un bien bel app\u00e2t pour son app\u00e9tit toujours vorace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":61727732,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_wpcom_ai_launchpad_first_post":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"[{\"id\":\"ecf3ff4d-4284-4943-ad41-b14f4ad41887\",\"content\":\"Invention: Qui est sucr\\u00e9 et obs\\u00e9dant.\"}]","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3898,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime","category-humour"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":null,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":false,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/phnHVe-3","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":85,"url":"https:\/\/minamots.ca\/?p=85","url_meta":{"origin":3,"position":0},"title":"Victor et Rosaria","author":"poetedamour","date":"21 ao\u00fbt 2026","format":false,"excerpt":"Madame Rupert, une grosse femme dans la soixantaine, prom\u00e8ne son chien, Maximilou, sur la Main. 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